For those who know the real magic happens after rope drop… at the nearest tavern—this “Dead Men Do Tell Tales” pirate tote is your new happy-hour uniform. Inspired by salty storytellers, legendary boat rides, and adults who still shout “Yo Ho!” after one too many themed cocktails, it celebrates the sacred art of turning mild inconveniences into epic sea tales.

Featuring two delightfully cursed skeleton pirates clinking frothy mugs, this shirt proves that even centuries-old buccaneers know the golden rule: Raise a Mug, Spill a Tale. Perfect for park days, cruise nights, resort hopping, or whenever someone asks why the rum is gone (again).

Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy, high-quality 
✅ Vintage pirate artwork with cheeky Disney-adult humor
✅ Ideal for ride lovers, rum enthusiasts & self-appointed captains
✅ Guaranteed to earn a knowing nod from fellow treasure hunters

Wear it to your favorite tiki bar, on your next voyage, or while plotting to avoid that cursed treasure—because some stories are worth repeating… especially after a refill. 🍻💀⚓

Cover all your grab and go needs with these long handle premium tote bags while being eco-conscious. These premium tote bags feature reinforced stitching on handles for more stability. Your unique designs will stand out on these 100% cotton fabric tote bags. Any whites in your design will be treated as transparent in the printing process for the natural color tote bags. Please keep this in mind to ensure optimal results

- Reinforced stitching on handles
- Large printable area for front & back
- Capacity 10 litres

This product is made on demand. No minimums.