For those who know the real magic happens after rope drop… at the nearest tavern—this “Dead Men Do Tell Tales” pirate zip-hoodie is your new happy-hour uniform. Inspired by salty storytellers, legendary boat rides, and adults who still shout “Yo Ho!” after one too many themed cocktails, it celebrates the sacred art of turning mild inconveniences into epic sea tales.

Featuring two delightfully cursed skeleton pirates clinking frothy mugs, this shirt proves that even centuries-old buccaneers know the golden rule: Raise a Mug, Spill a Tale. Perfect for park days, cruise nights, resort hopping, or whenever someone asks why the rum is gone (again).

Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy, high-quality unisex tee
✅ Vintage pirate artwork with cheeky Disney-adult humor
✅ Ideal for ride lovers, rum enthusiasts & self-appointed captains
✅ Guaranteed to earn a knowing nod from fellow treasure hunters

Wear it to your favorite tiki bar, on your next voyage, or while plotting to avoid that cursed treasure—because some stories are worth repeating… especially after a refill. 🍻💀⚓

You can never go wrong with an essential zip hoodie; great for chilly days, it’s both stylish and comfortable. Our dark colors also make a great background for your artwork.

- Perfect for eco conscious customers
- Organic cotton/Recycled polyester blend
- Regular fit
- 9 oz/yard² or 300 g/m²

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Organic cotton is naturally grown without any use of chemical pesticides or fertilizers and has not been genetically modified (non-GMO). Organic cotton is harvested and produced in a way that benefits the environment, creating biodiversity and promoting good health and quality of life for farmers and their communities.