For those who know the real magic happens after rope drop… at the nearest tavern—this “Dead Men Do Tell Tales” pirate hoodie is your new happy-hour uniform. Inspired by salty storytellers, legendary boat rides, and adults who still shout “Yo Ho!” after one too many themed cocktails, it celebrates the sacred art of turning mild inconveniences into epic sea tales.
Featuring two delightfully cursed skeleton pirates clinking frothy mugs, this shirt proves that even centuries-old buccaneers know the golden rule: Raise a Mug, Spill a Tale. Perfect for park days, cruise nights, resort hopping, or whenever someone asks why the rum is gone (again).
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy, high-quality unisex tee
✅ Vintage pirate artwork with cheeky Disney-adult humor
✅ Ideal for ride lovers, rum enthusiasts & self-appointed captains
✅ Guaranteed to earn a knowing nod from fellow treasure hunters
Wear it to your favorite tiki bar, on your next voyage, or while plotting to avoid that cursed treasure—because some stories are worth repeating… especially after a refill. 🍻💀⚓
- A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
- The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
- Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |