For those who know the real magic happens after rope drop… at the nearest tavern—this “Dead Men Do Tell Tales” pirate tee is your new happy-hour uniform. Inspired by salty storytellers, legendary boat rides, and adults who still shout “Yo Ho!” after one too many themed cocktails, it celebrates the sacred art of turning mild inconveniences into epic sea tales.
Featuring two delightfully cursed skeleton pirates clinking frothy mugs, this shirt proves that even centuries-old buccaneers know the golden rule: Raise a Mug, Spill a Tale. Perfect for park days, cruise nights, resort hopping, or whenever someone asks why the rum is gone (again).
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy, high-quality unisex tee
✅ Vintage pirate artwork with cheeky Disney-adult humor
✅ Ideal for ride lovers, rum enthusiasts & self-appointed captains
✅ Guaranteed to earn a knowing nod from fellow treasure hunters
Wear it to your favorite tiki bar, on your next voyage, or while plotting to avoid that cursed treasure—because some stories are worth repeating… especially after a refill. 🍻💀⚓
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel, ideal for DTG printing.
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smoother printing surface.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Available in a wide range of colors to suit various design needs.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |