For those who know the real magic happens after rope drop… at the nearest tavern—this “Dead Men Do Tell Tales” pirate sweatshirt is your new happy-hour uniform. Inspired by salty storytellers, legendary boat rides, and adults who still shout “Yo Ho!” after one too many themed cocktails, it celebrates the sacred art of turning mild inconveniences into epic sea tales.
Featuring two delightfully cursed skeleton pirates clinking frothy mugs, this shirt proves that even centuries-old buccaneers know the golden rule: Raise a Mug, Spill a Tale. Perfect for park days, cruise nights, resort hopping, or whenever someone asks why the rum is gone (again).
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy, high-quality unisex tee
✅ Vintage pirate artwork with cheeky Disney-adult humor
✅ Ideal for ride lovers, rum enthusiasts & self-appointed captains
✅ Guaranteed to earn a knowing nod from fellow treasure hunters
Wear it to your favorite tiki bar, on your next voyage, or while plotting to avoid that cursed treasure—because some stories are worth repeating… especially after a refill. 🍻💀⚓
- A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
- Classic fit for everyday comfort.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |