If caffeine is your magic carpet ride, this Joff’s-fueled theme park tee was made for you. Featuring bold neon artwork and the immortal Disney-adult battle cry—“I have come here to drink Joff’s & ride rides… and I am all out of Joff’s”—this shirt perfectly captures that moment when rope drop enthusiasm wears off and caffeine becomes a personality trait.
Ideal for park days, resort hopping, Food & Wine marathons, post-fireworks yawns, and anyone who treats Joffrey’s kiosks like holy pilgrimage sites. Wear it proudly while power-walking to the next attraction, hunting for mobile order pickup, or explaining to strangers why iced coffee is a survival tool—not a luxury.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy unisex tee—perfect for long park days
✅ Vibrant retro poster-style design with hilarious Joff’s energy
✅ A must-have for Disney adults, theme park caffeine addicts, & ride warriors
✅ Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow “Joff’s before joy” believers
Whether you’re running on magic, caffeine, or pure chaos—this shirt has your back.
Because let’s be honest: pixie dust is great… but Joff’s hits faster. ☕🎢✨
The classic t-shirt with raglan 3/4 sleeves is a must have with soft blends of combed and ring-spun cotton. The contrasting sleeves and t-shirt colors make your design stand out!
- Contrast raglan sleeves and t-shirt colors
- Stylish fitted 3/4 sleeve
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Classic fit
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69.9 | 72.4 | 74.9 | 77.5 | 80 |
| B) Width (cm) | 89.6 | 99.8 | 109.8 | 120 | 130.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.8 | 49.9 | 54.9 | 60 | 65.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 60.2 | 62.1 | 64 | 65.9 | 67.8 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 | 30.5 | 31.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35.3 | 39.3 | 43.2 | 47.2 | 51.3 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.6 | 19.6 | 21.6 | 23.6 | 25.6 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 23.7 | 24.4 | 25.2 | 25.9 | 26.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |