If caffeine is your magic carpet ride, this Joff’s-fueled theme park hoodie was made for you. Featuring bold neon artwork and the immortal Disney-adult battle cry—“I have come here to drink Joff’s & ride rides… and I am all out of Joff’s”—this shirt perfectly captures that moment when rope drop enthusiasm wears off and caffeine becomes a personality trait.
Ideal for park days, resort hopping, Food & Wine marathons, post-fireworks yawns, and anyone who treats Joffrey’s kiosks like holy pilgrimage sites. Wear it proudly while power-walking to the next attraction, hunting for mobile order pickup, or explaining to strangers why iced coffee is a survival tool—not a luxury.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy unisex hoodie—perfect for long park days
✅ Vibrant retro poster-style design with hilarious Joff’s energy
✅ A must-have for Disney adults, theme park caffeine addicts, & ride warriors
✅ Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow “Joff’s before joy” believers
Whether you’re running on magic, caffeine, or pure chaos—this shirt has your back.
Because let’s be honest: pixie dust is great… but Joff’s hits faster. ☕🎢✨
- A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
- The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
- Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |