If caffeine is your magic carpet ride, this Joff’s-fueled theme park tee was made for you. Featuring bold neon artwork and the immortal Disney-adult battle cry—“I have come here to drink Joff’s & ride rides… and I am all out of Joff’s”—this shirt perfectly captures that moment when rope drop enthusiasm wears off and caffeine becomes a personality trait.
Ideal for park days, resort hopping, Food & Wine marathons, post-fireworks yawns, and anyone who treats Joffrey’s kiosks like holy pilgrimage sites. Wear it proudly while power-walking to the next attraction, hunting for mobile order pickup, or explaining to strangers why iced coffee is a survival tool—not a luxury.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy unisex tee—perfect for long park days
✅ Vibrant retro poster-style design with hilarious Joff’s energy
✅ A must-have for Disney adults, theme park caffeine addicts, & ride warriors
✅ Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow “Joff’s before joy” believers
Whether you’re running on magic, caffeine, or pure chaos—this shirt has your back.
Because let’s be honest: pixie dust is great… but Joff’s hits faster. ☕🎢✨
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel, ideal for DTG printing.
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smoother printing surface.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Available in a wide range of colors to suit various design needs.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |