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If caffeine is your magic carpet ride, this Joff’s-fueled theme park sweatshirt was made for you. Featuring bold neon artwork and the immortal Disney-adult battle cry—“I have come here to drink Joff’s & ride rides… and I am all out of Joff’s”—this shirt perfectly captures that moment when rope drop enthusiasm wears off and caffeine becomes a personality trait.

Ideal for park days, resort hopping, Food & Wine marathons, post-fireworks yawns, and anyone who treats Joffrey’s kiosks like holy pilgrimage sites. Wear it proudly while power-walking to the next attraction, hunting for mobile order pickup, or explaining to strangers why iced coffee is a survival tool—not a luxury.

Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy unisex sweatshirt—perfect for long park days
✅ Vibrant retro poster-style design with hilarious Joff’s energy
✅ A must-have for Disney adults, theme park caffeine addicts, & ride warriors
✅ Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow “Joff’s before joy” believers

Whether you’re running on magic, caffeine, or pure chaos—this shirt has your back.
Because let’s be honest: pixie dust is great… but Joff’s hits faster. ☕🎢✨

  • A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
  • Classic fit for everyday comfort.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5



Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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