If caffeine is your magic carpet ride, this Joff’s-fueled theme park sweatshirt was made for you. Featuring bold neon artwork and the immortal Disney-adult battle cry—“I have come here to drink Joff’s & ride rides… and I am all out of Joff’s”—this shirt perfectly captures that moment when rope drop enthusiasm wears off and caffeine becomes a personality trait.
Ideal for park days, resort hopping, Food & Wine marathons, post-fireworks yawns, and anyone who treats Joffrey’s kiosks like holy pilgrimage sites. Wear it proudly while power-walking to the next attraction, hunting for mobile order pickup, or explaining to strangers why iced coffee is a survival tool—not a luxury.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Soft, comfy unisex sweatshirt—perfect for long park days
✅ Vibrant retro poster-style design with hilarious Joff’s energy
✅ A must-have for Disney adults, theme park caffeine addicts, & ride warriors
✅ Guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow “Joff’s before joy” believers
Whether you’re running on magic, caffeine, or pure chaos—this shirt has your back.
Because let’s be honest: pixie dust is great… but Joff’s hits faster. ☕🎢✨
- A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
- Classic fit for everyday comfort.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |